thx jay, for these
Top ten signs that you're a Hardcore Dragon Boater:

10. After a meeting at work, you form a line outside the boardroom
and high-five everyone as they file out.

9. Brother's wedding or the Montreal Dragon Boat Festival? Why, that
practically answers itself.

8. When stopped at an intersection, you see a car creeping over the
solid white line and yell, "man in the red Ford…back it down or
you're disqualified!"

7. You have calluses on your ass and palms the size of quarters

6. When running with your friends to catch the last train home from
work, you yell "series in 5...4…3…2…1".

5. You are starting to resemble the body shape of a gorilla.

4. You know what a heart attack feels like already.

3. You argue with a 90 year old lady who is sitting in the middle of
the bus, claiming that you always sit in the 'engine room'.

2. After a bout of lovemaking with your significant other, you
say 'let it run'

1. You have finally found something that smells worse than your
hockey bag...PADDLING SHOES!